wait, it was a week ago? i had no idea.

and today? really?

and yesterday, i almost completely forgot!

this is fantastic; i don’t care at all.

fb

75% of all facebook users that post “friday/weekend” status updates are fucking stupid.

99% of all facebook users that post “political” status updates are mentally retarded.

it’s true; see for yourself.

cakes

why does pre-made fondant taste like absolute garbage? can you tell me? you can’t? well that’s just great.

i’m forced to make it myself. it takes hours of labor, and it’s the messiest process ever.

i never planned on being a cake decorator. i was going to leave it to the professionals.  but now that i’ve started i have to prove to myself that i’m actually good.

2 hours later:

i found dried fondant on my chin…

that’s it, i’m not making any more fondant until i have a stand mixer.

dough

i think cookie dough is better than the final product. it’s too bad it has such a short shelf-life. and it tends to melt. oh, and that whole salmonella thing (i’ve NEVER gotten salmonella from a raw egg by the way).

either way, it’s freakin’ awesome.